Make My Ex Famous Blog by Ken Morris

Make My Ex Famous
A Blog
by Ken Morris

Hey. Welcome to my first blog for the "Make My Ex Famous" brand. I have a vague idea where this is going but I have no idea where it will take me.

My initial idea came to me while I was washing the dishes this morning. I fucking hate washing dishes. Why do I hate washing dishes so much? I think I may have figured it out. My first job was washing dishes. Fourteen years old for $2 per hour cash. See the above photo. This was back in the late 80s when I was actually washing dishes. I was the dishwasher. I had a former student contact me yesterday asking if I would be a reference for him for a job as a, you guessed it, dishwasher. Of course I said I would, and told him that my first job was a dishwasher. I didn't tell him that by his age I already bought my first car, a 1965 Chevy Impala, from washing dishes and moving up the restaurant chain.

Then I was thinking about other things in my life that I just can't stand. I know you think I am going to say "my ex" because that is the title of the blog. It is not my ex, per se. It is how she treats me and how she behaves. I have stories that are completely unbelievable but true. My blog will tell my version. To me her one goal is to remove my daughters from my life. You know how problematic and detrimental this would be. She considers me a loser, a failure, and a "moronic idiot." Yes, that is a quote. They involve all the stuff that makes a great drama or documentary. Will you look at that? I have another idea. I actually could care less if anyone reads this. That attitude will make this blog even better. I will use this blog as my outlet for ideas.

Back to my original idea about the "Make My Ex Famous" brand. Here is what I suspect to be true: She will not want me to do this. That will create more content. I will start by telling the history and background, lead to stories, quotes, emails, voicemails, and so on. Literally thousands of pages. The content is already here to be created. It is in my head. It can't be deleted nor destroyed. So I hope that this will help me create a level playing field by reducing the likelihood of consistent bullying. Some of you might think that this blog is bullying. I disagree. I am standing up to the bully. This is nonviolent. Words. I am telling the bully that I will not take your bullshit. Remember that video of that kid from Australia? What did he do? Did he get bullied again? I doubt it.

As far as the internet marketing, use this formula to drive traffic to this content and close with other sponsored content or business ventures. That's it.

Ken